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No... he's too busy. He's still trying to pick up that rock that he made, that's too heavy for him to lift. He's going to be tied up for a while... and that's why we haven't heard from him for several thousand years.

2007-07-07 13:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

This is kind of like asking "Can God make a square circle." Go cannot lie, because He is not a nominalistic God, but an omnipotent one. There is a difference here. Nominalism means that something can do anything. Omnipotents means something can do anything that does not imply a contradiction. For God to do something innately contradictive to its own existing, would be a lie. As lying is contrary to the nature of truth, and "God" is the name we give to Truth (or Existence, or Being) then God could not do such a thing.

2007-07-07 13:29:56 · answer #2 · answered by delsydebothom 4 · 0 0

Are you serious? God could make a burrito no one could consume but seeing as how he created even the hot peppers and fire, he could easily just turn off the heat/flavor whenever he felt like it.

2007-07-07 13:25:17 · answer #3 · answered by sethsaab93 2 · 0 0

Only if you drink a tequila with the burrito.

2007-07-07 13:24:54 · answer #4 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0 1

When Jesus was on earth as a God/Man, he suffered physically.

2007-07-07 13:23:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I used to think there was no such thing as a stupid question. Then I discovered Yahoo!Answers.

2007-07-07 13:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by Northstar 7 · 0 0

My favorite of these is "Could God create ganja so strong it made him freak out?"

2007-07-07 13:23:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Rolls eyes, takes 2 points, and walks away

2007-07-07 13:22:09 · answer #8 · answered by Mulereiner 7 · 3 2

hey...didnt they ask that same thing on the simpsons one time?

2007-07-07 13:23:50 · answer #9 · answered by ~testube Jebus~ 4 · 1 1

*does the same as mulereiner*

2007-07-07 13:23:30 · answer #10 · answered by DEPRESSED™ 5 · 2 0

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