i won't name names but, i was emailing a fellow yahoo answerer back and forth and he mentioned he lived in kentucky. so i asked if he had seen the creation museum yet.
his response: "I had heard about the museum but I thought it was in another state than Kentucky... I thought it was in the state of Denial."
who wants to enjoy a laugh with me?
2007-07-07 13:15:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i'm going in august for my 1 year anniversary.
all are welcome to join. we'll raid that "museum"
2007-07-07 13:30:43 · update #1
I agree with jesus-heysus, I want to go there. Maybe we can all take a big trip together. They won't be able to lynch us if we are in a big group.
2007-07-07 13:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol... Is Denial the state which has "the Moonbat State" for motto?
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Q: How many creationists does it take to change a light bulb in the creation museum?
A: None! They're using state-of-the-art torches!
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2007-07-07 20:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by par1138 • FCD 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As if any other museum has it right...you really believe that your ancestors were monkeys...why don't you go down to the zoo and try to sponsor a visa for you great great x1,000,000,000 grandpa.
Paleontologists taught that t-rex was a predator...now he's a scavenger. Apes supposedly came before man, yet the earliest dated skull (homo habilis) found by noted evolutionary anthropologist Richard Leakey, resembles a modern man rather than an ape, and blows the very theory of evolution, in his words.
Do those of you believe in evolution simply believe because you wish it to be true? Do you believe that there is even the slightest possibility that God created us?
The creation museum is there to be a different opinion, a different option, yet evolutionsists call it stupid or idiotic...because we who believe that God created the universe has the power to do what we cannot.
Evolution is not proven science....look at the evidence for Ramapithecus, or homo-erectus...there is hardly any evidence to speak of other than a couple bones and a very creative artistic rendering based solely on the artists imagination. You believe because if you don't it means that it really is possible that God exists, and if the Bible is true, it means there are rules to living right lives and humans hate rules...
2007-07-07 20:40:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. Now it's an American state with a new museum!
2007-07-07 20:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by Brent L 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
That is cute.
I think there is a River of Denial flowing through the State of Creationism.
2007-07-07 20:23:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one. It must be quite an embarrassment to most Kentuckians to have that " museum " there.
2007-07-07 20:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Got a laugh out of me.
2007-07-07 20:37:18 · answer #7 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm laughing, and we better do it quick before another sour minded no humor please get laid so we can all have a laugh together fundy has it zapped.
2007-07-07 20:31:15 · answer #8 · answered by cosmicshaktifire? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Denail is not just a river in Egypt...
2007-07-07 20:24:15 · answer #9 · answered by Big Bill 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it is kinda funny, but it just shows that your friend is a serious science believer right?
2007-07-07 20:19:34 · answer #10 · answered by gurlcatz 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋