A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half-tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.
He said, "That was incredible!
2007-07-07 13:04:06 · 20 answers · asked by enchantress 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No," she said. "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the Grand Canal."
2007-07-07 13:04:57 · update #1
Heh, heh, heh, that was pretty funny! I liked it. :D You deserve a star!
2007-07-07 13:15:29 · answer #1 · answered by A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got my 2 points..thnx
you have been starred
2007-07-07 16:22:01 · answer #2 · answered by mel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lame, but funny!
2007-07-07 13:15:32 · answer #3 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one. here's a star and a smile :)
2007-07-07 14:12:17 · answer #4 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahah!!! lol, nice joke
i'll definately star this one,... here u go!!
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some people don't get it
2007-07-07 13:07:48 · answer #5 · answered by Constant 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-07-07 13:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by chicken 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good i like it ha ha ha lol
2007-07-07 13:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious
2007-07-07 13:08:02 · answer #8 · answered by ?GIANTS?FAN?4?LIFE? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats ok
2007-07-07 13:07:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was ok
2007-07-07 13:48:16 · answer #10 · answered by We're Not Bouncy Balls!! 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋