Polish divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.
L: Is your wife a ******?
P: No, she white.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'
2007-07-07 13:03:09 · 10 answers · asked by wassabi47 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
STAR LOL
2007-07-07 13:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by "RED_FISH" 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats funny thanx i needed the laugh
ill give u a star
2007-07-07 13:19:29 · answer #2 · answered by iluvpie!!!!!!!!! 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-07 14:57:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
great joke ty 4 sharing
2007-07-07 13:07:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it before but still funny
2007-07-07 13:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
its been so long since i heard that!!! still as good as the first time around...
2007-07-07 15:00:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just permeating an old stereotype, huh?
2007-07-07 13:08:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
that was hilarious. plz put some more and here's a star. LOL thanks for the laugh!
2007-07-07 13:31:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha :-)
2007-07-07 15:33:44 · answer #9 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-07-07 13:06:24 · answer #10 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋