For example, within islam, you're automatically a muslim if one of your parents is muslim, you can't change your faith once you're a muslim, and you can't marry a non-muslim. These are nice ideas, but I'm sure we can do better. Any other suggestions?
For those unaware (gasp!) of the FSM Church, go sip a beer while netsurfing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster , before answering this question - instead of blindly hunting for points. Thank you.
P.S.: Point-hunting in the name of the FSM will be greatly appreciated by the Spaghedeity, but not from "the Great Yahoo in the Machine".
2007-07-07 13:00:21 · 10 answers · asked by par1138 • FCD 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
New rule: The very bad answers get a THUMBS-UP, courtesy of the FSM Church !
2007-07-07 13:15:13 · update #1
New rule: All participants who are answering this question AUTOMATICALLY become Pastafarians. Pastafarians can change their faith after one year in seclusion with pirates, wenches and an unlimited reserve of the finest beer !
2007-07-07 13:21:22 · update #2
"lespaulcustom58" deserves cheers, raised mugs, and THUMB-UPS ! Arrrr!
2007-07-07 13:27:22 · update #3
every time i read that link it makes me laugh (and i have read 100 times) i swear it never gets old
maybe a televangelist type show where we show the true power of the pasta and heal the food poisoned
or trow spaghetti at people and say they have been touched by the FSM and that he really exists
2007-07-07 13:15:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps if we just cut back a WEE bit on the basil and switched from Parmesan to Romano cheese?
Ramen
Raji
2007-07-07 20:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Free garlic bread and spumoni at the induction service, baptism with olive oil and garlic, recipe pamphlets, teach the words to "On top of spaghetti" you know "on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed."
2007-07-08 02:06:11 · answer #3 · answered by dark bubble 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tangy sauce and plenty of cheese.
and Pirate wenches.
2007-07-07 20:06:59 · answer #4 · answered by capekicks 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried a better cook?
2007-07-07 20:06:26 · answer #5 · answered by didi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might try, "Bakers Dozen", cheese sticks!
2007-07-07 20:19:18 · answer #6 · answered by WillRogerswannabe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"In FSM heaven, you will have 72 spaghetti-liscious virgins".
:-)
2007-07-07 20:03:09 · answer #7 · answered by DEPRESSED™ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Better tomato sauce? :-D
2007-07-07 20:19:34 · answer #8 · answered by BlueManticore 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Free noodles and beer.
RAmen !!!!
2007-07-07 20:04:32 · answer #9 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a parody that some guy invented....A PARODY..... what dont you get.
2007-07-07 20:17:10 · answer #10 · answered by lespaulcustom58 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋