is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.
"At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works - hell, even the urinal's gold!"
The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story.
"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.
"Yes it is," bartender answers.
"Do you have huge golden doors?"
"Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?"
"Most certainly do."
"What about golden urinals?"
There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!
2007-07-07 12:08:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-07 12:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really really good. It's nice to hear a new one for a change. Never heard this one before. lol
2007-07-08 00:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
bb has already given a gold star so you can have a golden shower instead.
2016-04-01 02:21:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I like it. Have a star
2007-07-07 22:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha! I loved this one!
10/10 + *
2007-07-08 09:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Hilarious.
2007-07-07 12:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Dawn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, I'm going to nick that and use it as my own!!
2007-07-07 12:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by Mike T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes that sounds great haha
2007-07-07 12:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by Spot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny!
2007-07-07 12:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by Em x 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha very cute
2007-07-07 12:31:14 · answer #10 · answered by ima.bubble 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋