. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got p1ssed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."
2007-07-07 10:20:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
<~~~roflol, lmao......heheheh
2007-07-07 10:24:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a different version.
The guy on the ground patted his right arm across his chest then held his scrotum.
When the guy on the third floor came down and asked what he meant he replied "Left tit in the box."
2007-07-07 16:55:11 · answer #2 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao (used to date a carpenter, great visual)
2007-07-07 10:23:37 · answer #3 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA SOOO FUNNY I COULDN' STOP LAUGING. HERE IS A LITTLE STAR FOR YOU, FOR MAKING ME LAUGH SWEETY.
2007-07-07 10:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by lovelylaura 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it , but it is good laugh
2007-07-07 10:22:39 · answer #5 · answered by Frank W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, So Silly!
2007-07-07 10:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by xnsanemaryjanex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must have been a plumber... Ha ha ha ha ha
2007-07-07 10:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband is a union carpenter and he loved your joke, he made me print it so he could hang it up at work......star from me.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-07 10:23:15 · answer #8 · answered by missy b 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwe..gross..made my morning hehe
2007-07-07 10:25:52 · answer #9 · answered by paddlepop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, that was good one.
2007-07-07 10:24:58 · answer #10 · answered by Ezz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol
2007-07-07 10:38:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋