I feel depressed... Can you cheer me up?

Question

Dan: Aww how nice! Haha did i mention being insulted on the internet makes me happy? Thank you!

Thanks to everyone!

Answer 1

(if I flashed you, would you cheer up!?!?!?)

Answer 2

No, but I can suggest ways you can cheer yourself up.
(1) Take a relaxing bath, with candle and glass of lemonade.
(2) Sing a song or play a musical instrument if you can.
(3) Listen to some music you like or read a book
(4) If you are not in physical pain, you should thank your lucky stars you have good health, and get yourself in a good mood ASAP.
(5) It's OK to be sad for a little while. Just cry and get over it. Crying actually releases endorphins that make you feel better naturally. So cry a bit. You will soon feel better. I do that when I think of my mother, who has been gone for 20 years. Sometimes I get depressed, want to see her and I cry for a few minutes. Then I thank my stars that I had such a nice mother and I thank her for the tears and the endorphins.

"I asked God for all things, that I might enjoy life. He gave me Life, that I may enjoy all things". But life is full of good and bad, so you have to learn how to make yourself happy and stay there as much as possible.

Go get some ice cream, look at puppy pictures on the internet, just do SOMETHING....quit "dwelling on your misery" and you will be much happier.

Answer 3

Think of a really neat beach scene, and the most perfect day, with gentle waves, bikini clad ladies, and muscle men surfing on the surf. And you are there with some young children, and there innocents looks to you to take them into the cool water for a swim. As you take them on your back, out in the water, they say "you are the best dad--or grandpa--in the world". Is there any better place to be?

Answer 4

You are the only one you can rely on, since you are the only one who is around you all of the time.
Relying on someone else is always a mistake. People (even if it is perceived) always let you down.
Happiness comes from within, not from the outside. If you are not truly happy on the inside--you should seek an attitude adjustment.
Change your way of thinking.

Answer 5

When I'm depressed I like to take a nice walk in a natural area where there are lots of trees, flowers, animals, etc... It helps to remind me of all the beauty in the world. Just try to put your problems into perspective if you can. I hope this helps.

Answer 6

Depressed - I hope this doesn't make it worse but ... here it goes:

A mushroom walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a beautiful woman. He offers to buy her a drink and she says 'yes', so he does. He tries to talk to her but she doesn't have much to say. He asked her if she might like to go out sometime and she says 'no'. He says 'why not, .....I'm a fungi'

mushroom ... fungi ..get it?

Hope your spirits are lifted soon :)

* Pangel just cheered me up and I wasn't even down ...what a great song!!! :)

Thanks, Pangel!

Answer 7

It is good to find the reasons why you feel depressed. If you already know the reasons, deal with it and try to find solutions. If you do now know any specific reasons, go and hang out with your friends, watch movie, go for bowling or do something, that is amusing. May God help you.

Answer 8

On the ning nang nong
Where the COWS go BONG
and the MONKEYS all say BOO!

There's a nong nang ning
Where the TREES go PING
and the TEAPOTS JIBBER JABBER JOO

On the nong ning nang
All the MICE go CLANG
and you just cant catch them when the do!

Chorus:
So it's Ning Nang Nong
The COWS go BONG

Nong Nang Ning
The TREES go PING

Nong Ning Nang
The MICE go CLANG


What a noisy place to belooooong!

So it's the ning nang ning nang ning nang nong
the ning nang ning nang nong!

courtesy of Spike Milligan

Answer 9

LMAO, Kerilyn. Remember, he's been spending a whole lot of time on another section. Maybe if I flashed him he would cheer up. LOL

Answer 10

A woman in a coma has a vision of God. She asks Him, "Lord....is this it? Is it time for me to die?"

God said, "No...you still have 4 years.....6 months.....3 hours.....and 34 minutes to live"

"Great" she said.

So when she awoke from her coma, she immediately went to get plastic surgery. She got a new chin, liposuction, breast augmentation, face lift......etc......
Two days later, she was hit by a car and died.
When she approached God again she said, "I thought you said I still had 4 years to live?"

God answered and said, "Sorry....I didn't recognize you"

Answer 11

Smile you are still alive, this is the beginning of the rest of your life