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Did you know that in hell there is no more icecream?

Come on now is that really a place that you want to spend the rest of eternity?

2007-07-07 09:56:43 · 20 answers · asked by Chris 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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No, but there is blackjack and whiskey, and that IS a place I want to spend eternity.

2007-07-07 10:20:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

To all unbelievers grab a bible and read Matt 25: 31-45 this will clarify the existence of heaven and hell

2007-07-07 17:53:00 · answer #2 · answered by God Child 4 · 0 0

Did you know that everyone no matter how religious, is an atheist? You believe in one god or god/s and are atheistic about all the others... so you may find yourself in one of the various hells if it turns out you werent right about which god/s to believe in.... Think on that if you are worried about icecream...

2007-07-07 17:03:24 · answer #3 · answered by Kelly + Eternal Universal Energy 7 · 1 0

In Heaven there's no booze. Does that sound like a place you want to spend eternity? I love ice cream, but give me a fresh margarita any day.

2007-07-07 17:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Heaven and Hell are concepts hinged on the ideals of Myths. In other words, if you believe the Myth you believe the concept.

2007-07-07 17:06:11 · answer #5 · answered by whathappentothisnation 3 · 2 0

You can imagine ice cream in heaven, it just doesn't make it true. What you want and what actually happens are two separate things.

Thanks for your encouragement to enter into wishful thinking, but I prefer to think realistically.

2007-07-07 17:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by CC 7 · 0 0

Yes... Lots of ice cream in heaven of course!
But we have the best looking women down there!

2007-07-07 17:03:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Did you know that after your dead you no longer exist? Now, do you really want to waste your life worshipping a myth?

2007-07-07 17:03:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that was fairly smooth :)

Ice cream socials, wedding cake, the river of God, being in His presence, what more could a Christian want?

2007-07-07 17:03:42 · answer #9 · answered by n9wff 6 · 0 0

Actually, that's even more proof that there's not a devil, as far as I'm concerned. No one can resist ice cream.

2007-07-07 17:07:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jess H 7 · 1 1

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