for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just fvcking beautiful!'"
2007-07-07 09:49:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bootiful, just bootiful..
2007-07-07 09:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by Em x 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeap pretty good! Another Church lady the teacher freaking out! Leave it to little Johnny to freak out the teacher!
2007-07-07 10:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny strikes again, beautifully!!
2007-07-07 09:58:07 · answer #3 · answered by askmeanother 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your beautiful joke was beautifully executed
2007-07-07 12:36:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're really going to have to put your "Jokes of the 90's" book back in the cupboard!!!
2007-07-07 09:52:44 · answer #5 · answered by Rhino 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
beautiful
2007-07-07 09:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by shelleighgirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one just sent it on to my mates haha star on the way.
2007-07-07 09:59:48 · answer #7 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grin! well, it made me chuckle!
2007-07-07 09:56:28 · answer #8 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was okay.
2007-07-07 09:52:30 · answer #9 · answered by Help 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS SO FUNNY.LMAO
2007-07-07 09:53:13 · answer #10 · answered by lovelylaura 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋