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From what I've seen on R&S, the christians are still here.. hm.. anyone else?

2007-07-07 09:30:58 · 23 answers · asked by Kallan 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

mbs.. I dunno.. where are all the evangelicals who were warning us yesterday that we'd better repent before today came?

2007-07-07 09:39:01 · update #1

23 answers

Nope, but my nutty neighbor gave me the keys to is car because he thinks he won't be needing it anymore, he thinks he is going to be raptured today! ROTFLMAO!

It's not a bad car either, it's VW Rabbit.

2007-07-07 09:43:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10 1

Hi,
The word Rapture is not scriptural. In fact the Rapture is just a Theory, and many Christians do not believe that the Bible states any such thing. You may want to do a study on Rapture Theory to see what some Christians say about it.

2007-07-07 16:38:23 · answer #2 · answered by skiingstowe 6 · 3 0

No rapture sightings, but I had a friend hit for a jackpot on a one-armed bandit in Vegas!

2007-07-07 16:37:27 · answer #3 · answered by JSG 2 · 3 0

My Catholic neighbors are still here, as evidenced by their kids playing football in the street, so they aren't raptured.

Can you check on some Evangelicals?
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I've been able to confirm that the rapture did not in fact happen. I know this because there's a church down the street (non-denominational, but I think Evangelical), and they don't seem to have any holes in their ceiling.

2007-07-07 16:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 10 1

Rapture sightings... YES! Yes, as a matter of fact... this beer was full a mere moment ago, and now it's empty! I just don't understand!... *Looks pointedly at the bartender.*

2007-07-07 18:30:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

So sorry. Please to forgive this one.
While practicing mindful awareness and consciousness, this one did not see a "rapture" and no one whom this one knows have dissappeared. (This one knows mostly Buddhist, Muslims, Sihks, Jews, atheisit, Wiccan pagans, individual seekers and only a few who profess to be "Christian".)
So sorry.
This one also missed the "warnings".
This one misses much news. Televison in an attachment that this one has already surrendered.

May it be well with you.

2007-07-07 17:19:49 · answer #6 · answered by Big Bill 7 · 1 0

hmmm...I had something akin to a *rapture* at about 1:15 this morning...oops...my bad...you weren't talking about *that*....and I just talked to my friend in Iraq a bit ago and it's already 7/8 there...no rapture in sight....

I'm sure there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth tomorrow at the local fundie church.....

2007-07-07 17:09:12 · answer #7 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 3 0

Had a possible sighting of Tammy Faye on the way to work. ( shivers violently ) I'm not certain that's a good yard stick to measure with though!

2007-07-07 16:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 3 0

Hello sweet Friend ♫♥Kallan♥♫.. :)

I am not sure who said that, but my Bible says:

Matthew 24
44 Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.

Yep..I am still here.. :)


In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..your Friend..In Christ.. :)

2007-07-07 19:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 1 0

Rapture: If the chosen ones were gone what difference would it make how long it took? Besides the day isn't over yet, we are going to have a terriorist attack, astroid, or polution? can we have a polution atttack?
Or creatures from outter space.

(Matthew 24:21-22) 21 for then there will be great tribulation such as has not occurred since the world’s beginning until now, no, nor will occur again. 22 In fact, unless those days were cut short, no flesh would be saved; but on account of the chosen ones those days will be cut short.

(2 Peter 3:5-7) 5 For, according to their wish, this fact escapes their notice, that there were heavens from of old and an earth standing compactly out of water and in the midst of water by the word of God; 6 and by those [means] the world of that time suffered destruction when it was deluged with water. 7 But by the same word the heavens and the earth that are now are stored up for fire and are being reserved to the day of judgment and of destruction of the ungodly men.
In the same way as the flood? the globe was still here only the wicked were gone.

(2 Peter 3:13) 13 But there are new heavens and a new earth that we are awaiting according to his promise, and in these righteousness is to dwell.
A cleansed earth.

2007-07-07 16:35:22 · answer #10 · answered by Steven 6 · 1 9

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