on the bar saying "The Challenge" So he asks the bartender what it's about, and the barman says that he must put 20 pounds into the bucket and he will find out. So the man puts 20 pounds in and the bartender points to a man built like a tank in the corner and says "You need to knock him out with one punch" So the man goes up to him and knocks him clean out, and goes back to the bar and picks up the bucket. The bartender then says, that's only the first part. He then says "secondly, in the back room, my dog which hasn't been fed for days and is pretty pissed off has a loose tooth, and you must remove it, and upstairs, my 99 year old grandma who hasn't been pleasured sexually for over 50 years, and it's her dying wish to have an orgasm, you must do this." So the man thinks about it, and proceeds to the back room. The bartender hears a lot of barking and yelping, then the man comes out covered in blood and says "Now wheres that old lady with a loose tooth?"
2007-07-07 08:37:23 · 16 answers · asked by Morritsey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's not even remotely funny
2007-07-07 09:05:50 · answer #1 · answered by trevor s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 02:24:58 · answer #2 · answered by millie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god, i've just picked myself off the floor where i was rolling around laughing! That is sooooooooo funny!
2007-07-08 18:08:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tempted to say "Cute" but it's too naughty to be cute. Good joke.
2007-07-07 08:39:59 · answer #4 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, a star for you!
2007-07-07 10:03:22 · answer #5 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* Haha LoL Good 1 *
2007-07-07 08:44:22 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
here's a star
2007-07-07 08:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh MY God! Outrageously Funny… Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-07-07 08:42:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha yes i like it keep them coming haha.
2007-07-07 08:43:57 · answer #9 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wernt to bad
2007-07-07 08:41:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋