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In the great words of homer simpson, could jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that even himself could not eat it?

ponder it man.

2007-07-07 07:58:44 · 6 answers · asked by greekgodess 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

ah yes, but what if it isnt stupid, and god is mad at you now for thinking it is stupid, you shouldnt be deciding what is stupid for the lord or not, hell throw lightning bolts at you. xD

2007-07-07 08:14:39 · update #1

6 answers

And if He bit into it and it burned the roof of His mouth, would He take His own name in vain?

2007-07-07 08:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No. Jesus doesn't do stupid things.

To give a more classic interpretation - The omnipotence of God is defined as "God has the ability to do everything that He desires to do." Why would he want to do something like microwaving a burrito so hot He couldn't eat it? That would be stupid, and God is not stupid.

2007-07-07 15:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by Bob W. 2 · 0 2

Mmmmmm. Burritos. Mmmmmmmmm.

2007-07-07 15:03:54 · answer #3 · answered by S K 7 · 1 0

Nothing is impossible with God.

2007-07-07 15:02:23 · answer #4 · answered by son of God 7 · 1 0

Get a life. Stop mocking God.

2007-07-07 15:21:44 · answer #5 · answered by biggestjesusfan, † Cat P.W. † 4 · 0 2

burrriittttoooooss....mmmmm


LOL


blessings :)

2007-07-07 15:04:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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