One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her bum and said, "You know if you firmed this up you could get rid of your girdle."
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the tit and said,"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
She rolled over and grabbed him by the dick and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the window cleaner, and your brother."
2007-07-07 07:16:51 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha. Wow. That's funny, man.
2007-07-07 07:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-07 07:25:26 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nd here iz another 1 for u dude
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is she?
MAN: She's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper
2007-07-07 07:38:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
* Hahahahahaha Good 1 *
2007-07-07 07:22:27 · answer #4 · answered by Stephanie G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny.
Probably true in a lot of cases also.
2007-07-07 07:33:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fine words , but too long
2016-05-20 23:03:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha limh (laughing in my head) rotflol that was funny.
2007-07-07 08:02:04 · answer #7 · answered by dan p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny best joke i've read so far in this category
2007-07-07 08:15:02 · answer #8 · answered by jheneil j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Wow I really liked it!
*sTaR*
2007-07-07 07:42:34 · answer #9 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did Yahoo let you slide with that word? But it was still funny.
2007-07-07 07:20:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋