One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the brunette pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird.."
The blonde looks around around up in the sky for a few minutes and says "hmm, I don't see any dead ones."
2007-07-07 06:48:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes indeed! thank god im brunette! lol
2007-07-07 06:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by short_n_sweet70301 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
one day, a girl went to her blonde friend's house. she started walking through the yard, when all of a sudden the blonde goes "Hey don't walk through there! I just planted some seeds!"
Then the next week the friend came back. And the blonde said the same thing, "hey don't walk through there! i planted some seeds!"
This happened every week for about a year. Then the friend asked, "What kind of seeds did you plant? i don't think they're growing very well."
And the blonde grabs a box of cheerios and says "Doughnut seeds!"
=]
2007-07-08 20:09:30 · answer #2 · answered by Blah Blah Blah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, not really funny. I'm blonde and do laugh at some blonde jokes, but this isn't one of them. Possibly because I try to avoid looking at dead animals - not a pleasant sight for me.
2007-07-07 13:52:53 · answer #3 · answered by Dawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute and funny ! Actually I have known a billiant blonde and several beautiful blondes, I once met a blonde who is the best singer I had ever heard.
2007-07-07 13:59:09 · answer #4 · answered by lonewolf 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It amazing that no bloned (exept me) found this funny. Blones United against flying dead pidgeons!!!
2007-07-07 14:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good joke.
I have to admit blonde girls don't always seem to bright but i've met one or two who aren't quite as dumb as they made out.
2007-07-07 13:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by Wayne Kerr 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
* Yes blonds are stupid thank fully im not one of them *
2007-07-07 14:27:51 · answer #7 · answered by Stephanie G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont give up the day job.
Do you know any jokes that might be funny?
2007-07-07 13:51:33 · answer #8 · answered by gimbert 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaand a star!
2007-07-07 13:55:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well yeah that is weird but if you say so...
2007-07-07 13:52:11 · answer #10 · answered by Abboz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋