John was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars . ." she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going at it when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife ," John answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," says John, " I didn't either 'til you shone that damm light in her face."
Ps;; Hope you liked it.
2007-07-07 06:24:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's so funny - liked it a lot.
2007-07-07 06:28:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man!! Baww haww hawwww!!! that takes my mind of the blood clot in my leg.... bahh haa haa!!
2007-07-07 06:56:42 · answer #2 · answered by Sacrificial 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep...Liked it the first 10 times it showed up today....good copying and pasting skills I have to say.
2007-07-07 06:32:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I did and I hadn't heard it before!
*sTaR*
2007-07-07 07:08:51 · answer #4 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats SO FUNNY!
2007-07-07 06:40:01 · answer #5 · answered by degrassi57 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did like it thankyou very much. xx
2007-07-07 06:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha so cute!
2007-07-07 07:22:56 · answer #7 · answered by alliperson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Now that made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-07 06:28:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-07 06:43:52 · answer #9 · answered by cutiepy983 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋