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a man walking his dog meets his friend
his friend says where are you going
he replies woefully im taking the dog to be
destroyed to which the other man said is it
mad."well it isnt f**kin happy about it"

2007-07-07 04:30:47 · 23 answers · asked by vision of darkness 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

kind of reminds me of the joke where a little boy is late for class. the teacher asks him why he is so late,and the little boy tells her a car hit his dog in the a**. teacher replies in this class we don't use that word we use the word rectum. the little boy replies wrecked him?, it d**n near killed him!

2007-07-07 04:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ cat furrever ♥ 6 · 0 0

Well they say the old ones are the best and this one's no exception. Believe it or not, that joke is about 90 years old! Please don't get me wrong I'm not having a dig but it just goes to show; you can't keep a good joke down!

2007-07-07 12:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0 0

Mad in the American sense ie annoyed. Name the dog so we can put it on it's headstone.

2007-07-07 11:34:30 · answer #3 · answered by Harriet 5 · 0 0

awww, i found it a little funny but cant help but feel sorry 4 d dog.... =o(

2007-07-07 12:48:08 · answer #4 · answered by maz 2 · 0 0

That's worth a good chuckle!

2007-07-07 11:34:00 · answer #5 · answered by DPL06351 5 · 0 1

Oh dear - I'm a dog lover, and I smiled!

2007-07-07 11:39:18 · answer #6 · answered by jet-set 7 · 0 2

the poor dog. that's cruel.

2007-07-07 12:29:13 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 0 0

LOL - how funny. Here is a star for the laugh.

2007-07-07 11:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0 2

poor doggy

2007-07-07 11:33:07 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1 0

yeah

2007-07-07 11:34:10 · answer #10 · answered by kris 4 · 0 0

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