Whenwas the last time you stuck you thumbs in your ears, and wiggled your fingers while saying, "Nyeh, NYEH, nyen, nyeh, NYEH!!!!!"????
I just taught my little niece to do that yesterday.... I hope my sister appreciates the QUALITY teaching time I spend with the little rug-rat....
What should I teach her next week?
2007-07-07 04:27:51 · 9 answers · asked by cme2bleve 5 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Medicine
I did that a few days ago when a patient tries to explain to me why he stopped taking his medication again - he does it a lot even though he has been told many times not to. I know this guy well; and know he is bull-shitting me again. I made my point.
You should teach your niece to ask "why" and "why not?". That is a very annoying thing to say from a kid, but somehow as adults, we sort of forget to ask "why" and "why not", just like that guy who stopped the medication.
2007-07-07 19:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teach her The Song That Never Ends.
2007-07-07 23:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teach her to say a word over and over again until it loses its meaning and becomes giberrish.
Thats always entertaining. After that, you may be able to move on to the advanced stuff =P
2007-07-07 11:36:06 · answer #3 · answered by Xenu Jacked My Twenty-Fo's! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How to smack you in the head???? Kids tend to lean to be brats well enough on their own . They don't need that kind of help. you might teach her to tie her shoes, or learn the alphabet , numbers, colors. what things are like stones, leaves trees, etc,
2007-07-07 11:36:10 · answer #4 · answered by fuzzykitty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Teach her the same things I teach my dog. She counts to ten, adds and subtracts small numbers, to dance, play dead. and roll over. This is the truth!
2007-07-07 16:42:19 · answer #5 · answered by Mountain Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Differential calculus.
2007-07-07 19:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by Pangolin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am trying to teach my niece the raspberry ... Or better yet, teach her your sister's real name instead of 'Mommy'.... ;)
2007-07-09 00:44:12 · answer #7 · answered by Tiberius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you hate your sister that much, why don't you just go all out and buy the kid a drum?
2007-07-08 03:43:20 · answer #8 · answered by Irv S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When was the last time I had a bath, hmmmm. Oh NEVER!
2007-07-07 15:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋