John was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars . ." she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going at it when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife ," John answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," says John, " I didn't either 'til you shone that dang light in her face."
2007-07-07 03:58:33 · 18 answers · asked by hottie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FUNNY:) :) :) :) star4u
2007-07-07 06:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you go into your keyword search and put in jokes you can find many links to many sites and all kinds of funnies. Surf around and try to find some new things......this one, although its quite funny has been posted about 10 times in the past week or so.
Thanks for the laugh :)
2007-07-07 12:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad Ive read better
2007-07-07 11:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by C.PortisInYourFace 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Classic irony is always funny.
2007-07-07 11:01:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your avatar looks great.
2007-07-07 13:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, why did you steal my joke?? and so close to when I put it up too!
2007-07-07 11:03:40 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's alright.
2007-07-07 11:01:19 · answer #7 · answered by Solar Achievers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just read this one Sweetie!...Oh Yes! It is Funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-07-07 11:06:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL yep XD
2007-07-07 11:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by gtfoammas! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny.
2007-07-07 11:01:17 · answer #10 · answered by deepak57 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smiley smiley
2007-07-07 11:01:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋