2007-07-07 03:55:50 · 6 answers · asked by Sarah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
List as many as you want!
2007-07-07 04:03:43 · update #1
YOUR MOMMA
so dumb that she through a rock at the ground and missed
so dumb she got locked in a grocrey store and starved.
so dumb that she tried to put M&Ms in order
so dumb she studied for a drug test
so dumb she triped over a cordless phone
so dumb she sold her car for gas money
so dumb she bought a solar powered flash light
so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl
so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus she took the 22 twice
so dumb she watches the three stooges and takes notes
so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.
these are the best ones i have.
2007-07-07 04:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by bluedolfinswimmer13 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so dead when I say something to her, she doesn't respond!
Yo momma so tall that she stands out in a crowd!
Yo momma so hungry she went to go fix herself a plate!
Yo momma cooked so much that she made enough for everyone!
Yo momma so happy she shared her joy with everyone!
Yo momma shops so much that she's often called a shopoholic!
Yo momma watches TV so much that she's often called a couch potato!
Yo momma so dirty she knows when it's time to take a shower!
Yo momma so dirty her nickname was mudslide!
Yo momma needs so much oxygen they call her oxygen on E!
2007-07-07 11:58:01 · answer #2 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here are just a few, enjoy
yo momma is so fat that when she where's a raincoat people call out taxi!!!
yo mommma is so fat that when she goes skinny dipping the whales sing 'we are family'
yo momma is so ugly that when she goes into the ugly contest people say sorry no professionals
that's all i got!!
2007-07-07 11:09:34 · answer #3 · answered by maniac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here are a few:
yo momma so stupid she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch.
yo momma so fat she has to get a steamroller to iron her clothes.
HAHA! I love those ones! they're my favorite!
2007-07-07 11:32:49 · answer #4 · answered by clever_username 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your moma:
so stupid she got fired at the m&m factory for throwing out all the Ws
so fat she uses godzilla as a play-toy
so fat when she goes in the ocean in a black suit it lookes like a oil spill
And lol on the Disney World one. HAHAHA.
2007-07-07 12:11:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so fat when she sits around the house she REALLY SITS around the house!
2007-07-07 10:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by That guy you know :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋