Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh my God! your husband is home! what am I going to do?" said the man.
"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably too p*ssed, he aint gonna notice you here with me." said Marge.
The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice. Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets and exposed 6 feet.
"Honey!" he yelled "what the hell is going on? I see 6 feet at the end of the bed."
"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."
"Honey, there is 6 feet, what is going on?"
"Dear, your really are so drunk, count them again."
The husband got out of the bed, and counted 1 2 3 4..............By gosh, you're right dear."
2007-07-07 02:55:45 · 26 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very clever!!! but how did she explain the two c*cks?
lol
xxx
2007-07-07 03:52:05 · answer #1 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry, my lips didn't even make a move for a forced smile. I have to give that joke 1 out of 5.
2007-07-07 03:00:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-07 03:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by winter_new_hampshire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. That took me a while to understand. I guess I'm a little bit drunk myself!
2016-05-20 22:07:19 · answer #4 · answered by lona 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good un and in the morning there were only four so everything was fine.
2007-07-07 02:59:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Simply Hilarious Sweetie! Here's a star for a lovely joke...
2007-07-07 03:06:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAO Was he an Irish six footer then
2007-07-07 07:09:04 · answer #7 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
72 inches! Yeah, I'm right. I know I'm right! You don't even have to tell me!
2007-07-07 04:24:33 · answer #8 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats really good...have a star xx
2007-07-07 03:18:29 · answer #9 · answered by - Alex. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahah hahahahahahah ahahahaahaha
love it, wicked wicked!!!! lol im telling everyone!!
xox
2007-07-07 05:59:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋