opens his lunch box and says, "Pizza again! If my wife sends me pizza for lunch one more time I'm going to jump off this building" The second man, a Mexican, opens his lunch to find burritos. "Burritos again! If my wife sends me burritos for lunch one more time I'm going to jump off this building too"
The third man, a Polack, opens his lunch to find sausage. "Sausage again! If I get sausage for lunch one more time I'm going to jump off this building, too" The next day the Italian opens his lunch. Pizza. Off the top of the building he goes. The Mexican opens his lunch. Burritos Off the top of the building he goes. The polack opens his lunch. Sausage Off the top of the building he goes.The families host a joint funeral for the three men. The Italian's wife says "Oh if only I had known I would never have sent him pizza for lunch" The Mexican's wife says, "Oh, if only I had known I would have made something different" The Polacks wife says, "I would have but that dummy made his own lunch"
2007-07-07 02:03:56 · 8 answers · asked by ncbrave25 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jamie_Gundaya....
don't you mean you READ it the last time it was WRITTEN
2007-07-07 02:28:30 · update #1
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so tragically funny…LMAO!!! You earned yourself a star!!!
2007-07-07 02:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love this joke. The last time I heard it it was about a dark haired man, a red haired man and you guessed it...a blond haired man. Awesome!!
2007-07-07 02:07:25 · answer #2 · answered by Ali 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The punchline was bad and too corny
1 - 10 on the laughometer scale that was a 1
This joke had a better punchline
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqE_FxQQEf8LxldkoSHYVYbty6IX?qid=20070706074746AAw24Vu&show=7#profile-info-rBd9dINaaa
2007-07-07 02:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
omg sad but hilarious
2007-07-07 02:21:45 · answer #4 · answered by die 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before but still crack up! It's funny!!!
2007-07-07 02:06:50 · answer #5 · answered by puanani 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i heard it the last time it was wrote.
2007-07-07 02:16:23 · answer #6 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you have against Polish people?
2007-07-07 02:12:51 · answer #7 · answered by alex301mi 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
That's hilarious!!!!!!!
2007-07-07 02:05:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋