woman and a man were arguing, giving each other the silent treatment, the man realised he had to get up at 5am to catch a plane for work do, but didnt want to cave in and speak, so he wrote on a piece of paper, "wake me at 5 please x " and left it somewhere she'd see it. the kitchen table...
the next morning when he woke up he realised it was 9am and he had missed his flight, he went down stairs to the kitchen table and saw his note, it read;
"its 5am!! WAKE UP!!!!"
2007-07-07 01:22:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if i was the dude, would've just set the alarm clock!!!
duh!!!
nonetheless, great joke!!!
made me smile!!!
hehehe!!!
and, people!!!! Stop taking the joke so seriously!!! it is in the 'jokes and riddles' category for a reason!!!
jeez!!!
ps: thanx for making me laugh
xxxo
2007-07-07 03:30:19 · answer #1 · answered by maniac 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hey, guys, wake up. Didn't you know that a woman has the last word in any argument? Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
2007-07-07 01:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
To Beach Saint: No, the guy always has the last word in an argument. The guy should say: Yes, dear, you are right.
2007-07-07 02:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by alex301mi 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
steven....we allways wake up earlier than guys...so she would never written smthg like that....like the joke...a star 4 you
2007-07-07 02:55:02 · answer #4 · answered by rox_girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now that is really funny. i always mess with my x girlfriend like that, but for school.
2007-07-07 01:26:33 · answer #5 · answered by coolcody99999 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the wife could have also written the "wake me up at 5 notice" then I could say women can never win in an argument!!!!!!
2007-07-07 01:25:52 · answer #6 · answered by steven 4 · 1⤊ 6⤋
It could just as easily be the other way.
2007-07-07 01:25:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anthony A 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
yeah! thats true!! dey cant
2007-07-07 01:25:18 · answer #8 · answered by ANNIE 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I always won arguments with my girlfriends. I was the only one that ever brought rationality to the table. I ignored the real emotional fights and simply told her off... until she calmed down and spoke to me with a rational frame of mind. Usually she would be more capable of seeing reason and following logic... after having time to think about it all and cool off.
2007-07-07 01:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 11⤋
haha thats funny, but its not always true.
2007-07-07 01:25:18 · answer #10 · answered by the_phoenix_flames 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋