2007-07-07 00:38:38 · 34 answers · asked by sahara_springs 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is a Catholic answering, NO
Atheism does not believe in the Lord God or Satan
2007-07-07 01:09:35 · answer #1 · answered by FREDERIC L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Technically Satan worshipers stay up all night worshipping Satan around a bonfire out in the woods and so they don't go to bed at night.
2007-07-07 00:42:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That makes no sense. How can an atheists believe in any spiritual power. Besides, it's satans stealth that makes him such a worthy adversary. Just by convincing people to reject God, satan has won.
2007-07-07 00:46:08 · answer #3 · answered by High Flyer 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
QUICK KILL HIM, HE'S BLOWN OUR COVER yes i often say to satan
'hey satan, see those cookies right by the bed, you want them, come get them, if you want me to eat them, leave me no sign in the next 5 seconds'
then i wait 5 seconds and as always nothing has happened so i eats the cookies, see its me tempting the devil but so far he hasn't been tempted by cookies, maybe i need to buy more expensive ones, who knows
I also enjoy things such as cruelty to animals, starving my cute little tortoise, drowning puppys in a sack yes
how ever one thing i am yet to do is start a war and kill thousands of people
i might start with you
2007-07-07 00:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, a true Atheists wouldn't believe in Satan either.
2007-07-07 00:41:01 · answer #5 · answered by DRD 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sahara Springs, yes, oh yes, but it is scarcely any longer a 'secret,' thanks to the screams of the babies whose throats we slit during the evening ritual. It may become necessary to microwave the infants BEFORE the dull butcher's knife is put to its task. All suggestions from our Christian brothers & sisters much appreciated--stoning to death a wayward son or daughter, now that was a swell and holy ritual. Please share with us atheists the particulars.
2007-07-07 01:17:17 · answer #6 · answered by Yank 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually pet my cat and curl up in my blanket before i go to bed each night.
2007-07-07 00:48:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
But it is true that priests sodomize young boys before saying mass.
And that US evangelists plunder the coffers of their churches to lead debauched lives.
Isn't christianity just fabulous.
2007-07-07 00:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is my understanding that Atheists worship no one since they believe in absolutely nothing.
2007-07-07 00:42:52 · answer #9 · answered by â??Markâ?? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Athiest do not worship anything...
Those who worship Satan are different group of people but not athiests...
Peace!
2007-07-07 00:44:38 · answer #10 · answered by Eve 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋