website for , comic videos and humour, I'm taking about seriously funny stuff. I tell you, having a great laugh takes a lot of stress out of a person esp now as I am going through a real bad time in my 15 year long relationship. Thanx Y. Answers friends, hope you all make the best of life & treat others well, we're all human sharing one big world, and we all need to be genuinely loved and share genuine love...
2007-07-07 00:25:26 · 9 answers · asked by ILovePeople 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For a real laugh go to funny.com. There are heaps of great jokes there.
2007-07-07 00:36:13 · answer #1 · answered by pinkcat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry about ur relationship,let me try to cheer u up
SCIENTIFIC DEDUCTIONS
A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.
The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".
2007-07-07 07:42:07 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Vet Doctor
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him:
"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go......"
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Dave, you're a vet..."
2007-07-08 16:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good website for funny pictures and videos is www.funnyjunk.com. Some stuff there is real funny.
2007-07-07 09:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by alex301mi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Father's Sermon
A minister's young son sat on the floor of his father's office watching him write a sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" the boy asked.
"Why, God tells me." his father replied.
"Well, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
2007-07-10 23:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I must have missed the punch line somewhere.
2007-07-07 07:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by pd6491 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two midgets walk into a bar..... get it?
HAH
2007-07-07 07:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by whodatder 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
www.onlyinmalta.com
2007-07-07 07:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by flower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno what you are talking about!
2007-07-07 07:29:45 · answer #9 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋