A man is speeding down a narrow mountain road, when a woman comes hurtling round the corner. He swerves to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out the window and screams 'PIG!'
Astonished, the man turns and yells back, '*****!' as he reaches the bend and crashes into a pig.
2007-07-07 00:16:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL next time he should listen to a women driver when they yell things out.
2007-07-07 00:35:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there's a ninety* bend in the line on a thank you to paintings. the linked fee shrink on the line is 40 mph. The warning sign says 30 mph. i bypass around the bend (ha ha) 2X an afternoon. With an the different way up fishtail on the decrease pipe (makes it approximately 3" decrease). At 40 mph.
2016-10-20 04:04:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one indeed
A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it's all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
"Why complain ?" said the counsellor, "You're still getting the same service !"
2007-07-07 00:46:18 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so predictably funny…it has been posted many times before...but it is still funny!!!
2007-07-07 01:16:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute one.
2007-07-07 00:23:03 · answer #5 · answered by pd6491 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really good XD
2007-07-07 00:19:19 · answer #6 · answered by Perry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-07-07 00:29:26 · answer #7 · answered by njm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-07 00:19:12 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a swine!
2007-07-07 05:38:55 · answer #9 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me heard that one a long time ago.
2007-07-07 00:24:07 · answer #10 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋