Why did marc chapman shoot john lennon?
yoko ducked
What fruit has seven dents?
snow white's cherry
What was john lennons last hit?
the pavement
What's the definition of eternity?
the time between when you com and she leaves
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
spit, swallow and gargle
What do you do when the dishwasher packs up?
give her a slap
What do you call five dogs with no balls?
the spice girls
Why cant miss piggy count to 70?
because she gets a frog in the throat at 69
What's the best thing about line-dancing?
one grenade kills them all
What has balls and screws old ladies?
a bingo machine
How did the teenager know he had acne?
his dog called him spot
2007-07-07 00:08:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good ones Alan.!!!
10/10 and SMILING HA HA.!!!
Funny.!!!
2007-07-07 11:42:10 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first 2 and the last 2 are funny
2007-07-07 00:13:23 · answer #2 · answered by ladybugewa 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love the line dancing one :P
2007-07-07 00:19:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Feckin brill. Loved them all but particularly the spice girls and the acne one! Star!!
2007-07-07 00:14:01 · answer #4 · answered by M'SMA 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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Someone with a bit of a sense of humour
2007-07-07 00:43:39 · answer #5 · answered by El Lobo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
great stuff especially SPICE GIRLS!!!
POOR BECKHAM!!
Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common.
A: They both go in and out of Victoria
2007-07-07 00:55:45 · answer #6 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Great, about as good as Marc Bolans last hit?
A tree. (old timers only)
2007-07-07 00:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha have a star before someone violates you ,,ha ha
2007-07-07 00:12:06 · answer #8 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Most are funny
2007-07-07 00:49:16 · answer #9 · answered by Justin C 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i did not laugh at one of these jokes!
but well done for trying.
i liked the first one
xx
2007-07-07 00:13:20 · answer #10 · answered by mowgligurl 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋