Stranded...on an island dreaming of golf.......?

Question

A man is stranded on a deserted island,all alone for ten years.One day a gorgeous blond woman wearing a wet suit and scuba suit arrives on the island.She comes up to the chap and says,"How long has it been since you had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!"he answers.She reaches over,unzips the waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pull out a packet of fresh cigarettes.He takes a long drag and says,"Man,oh that was good!"

Then she asks,"How long has it been since you had whisky?"

He replies,"Ten years!"She reaches over and unzips her pocket on the right,pulls out a bottle of malt whisky and gives it to him. he takes a long swallow and says,"Wow that is fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and says to him,"And how long has it been since you had some real fun~?"

And the man replies,"My God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"

Answer 1

teheeee!! haha i wasnt expecting that AT ALL!!!! GREAT!!! haha im laughing my head off. im telling this one to everyone... MORE!!!

Answer 2

i do no longer understand..i assumed i became Maurice's yet then he is going and says the comparable issues to different women.. and the J.I.D. is untouchable..Billy Bob is a manwhore too.. and then of direction there is Mantastic who i can not get at the two.. fortunate you American Guitarist. LOL

Answer 3

I'd rather be stranded with a captain and a ship in good working order!

Answer 4

Putting good,

Answer 5

uuuuuuuuuuuurgh GOLF that's not a dream,
that's a NIGHTMARE
hehehe <(((><

Answer 6

hehe!! what he sees is only a walking talking golf bag!!!!

Answer 7

that's funny wasn't expecting that : )

Answer 8

STAR

Answer 9

great