A guy was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and his wife was about to take a shower.he realized that he couldn't find the rake.He yelled up to his wife.
"Where's the rake?"
She could'nt hear him and she shouted back,
"What?"
So he pointed to he's eye, then pointed to his knee and made a raking motion.Then his wife wasn't sure and said,
"What?"
He repeated the gestures:"EYE KNEE THE RAKE".
His wife repiled that she understands and signals back.She first points to her eye,next she points to her feft brest,then she points to her bum,and finally to her crotch.
Well, he thought there is no way he could even come close to that one.Exasperated,He went upstairs and asked her,
"What the hell was that?"
she replied(scroll down, the page)
"EYE-LEFT-TIT-BEHIND-THE BUSH"
2007-07-06 22:13:05 · 14 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tis no good, these early mornings are killing me
cant stir ip the sawdust yet
oh, morning all
wake me up later
2007-07-06 22:37:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-07-06 22:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Omg hehehehehehehe hahhahahahahah lol star 4 u
2007-07-07 08:21:38 · answer #3 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Good 1
2016-05-20 04:43:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THANK YOU!
Laughed maniacally for a long time! You definitely get a big fat star! Everyone needs to read this and start their day smiling.
2007-07-06 23:09:53 · answer #5 · answered by Indianamom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you had for breakfast?
'scalpels, pins and needles, that was sharp.
Now I dare not go to the local shop, or I will be arrested for laughing at 'nothing'.
2007-07-06 22:32:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
txtin this one to all my mates, fookin brilliant pmsl, star for u hahahahaha x
2007-07-07 08:50:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny
Star for you
2007-07-06 22:17:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that actually made me laugh hard
2007-07-06 22:57:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
booooooooooooooooooooooooooo
2007-07-06 22:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋