There are three moms. .
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.
They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed"
They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her.
Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
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2007-07-06 22:01:30 · 12 answers · asked by >D_ConTradictor< 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, "Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten..... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
The mother responds, "Very good honey." The blonde asks, "Is that because I'm a blonde mommy?" And the mother responds, "Yes dear."
Next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, "Today in school we learned our ABCs! The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! .... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!"
The mother says, "Very good honey." The blonde then asked. "Is that because I'm a blonde, Mommy?" The mother responds, "Yes dear."
The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy today in school we went swimming! But I was the only one who had breasts. Is that because I'm a blonde, Mommy?"
And the mother responds, "No Honey, it's because you're twenty five."
2007-07-06 22:02:32 · update #1
The first joke I would score as a 5. It is a fairly new joke, but may not be acceptable in some company.
The second joke is an old standard, but again, with a new twist. This joke originated as a racial joke, and has been turned into a blond joke, which is much more acceptable in our "politically correct" society.I'd give it a 4, but with the revision, will concede to a 5.
2007-07-06 22:12:53 · answer #1 · answered by randymtlvr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. somewhat unwell, yet no longer too undesirable. 2. i might refer to a pair acquaintances and set up a team for cover. 3. i'm a gay vegan Liberal Jew. 4. Natasha. 5. England. 6. Ben Stein. 7. Wild Cherry - Play That Funky music. 8. Q. what's worse than looking a maggot on your apple? A. Getting raped. 9. nutrition - candy potato or mango, drink - espresso, black, one sugar, drug - magic mushrooms. 10. i visit furnish your quiz the label of gay. :-) Peace.
2016-10-20 03:55:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha cute ones
blonde 1:if u tell me what is in my bag i will give u some os the eggs from my bag!!
also if u tell me how many r there ,i will give all the 8!!
blonde 2: can u plse give me some clues!!
2007-07-06 22:07:45 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 definitely it's hilarious but it's a bad stereotype.
2007-07-06 22:06:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
both were funny but the first was better
2007-07-06 23:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one is very good, but rather harsh.
2007-07-06 22:06:09 · answer #6 · answered by Kiwigal247 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first one- 8
second one- 7
2007-07-06 22:07:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awsome dude...loved them both...whats 10 ...take a star!!!
2007-07-06 23:16:50 · answer #8 · answered by razmatttaz... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im blonde and those are hilarious..........good stuff.
2007-07-06 22:11:18 · answer #9 · answered by Never fear, for I is here....... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd is great!
2007-07-06 22:55:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋