Dirty yes, but do u think it's funny? lol
A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting dressed. She points to his dick and says, "Daddy, what's that?" Not wanting to explain sex to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you, it's a secret." The little girl finds her
mother and asks, "What is that long thing between Daddy's legs?" Her mother also
doesn't want to explain sex yet, so she says, "I don't know, he won't tell me."
A couple days later the little girl says to her mother. "Mommy, I finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is. It's a toothbrush!" "Why do you
think that?" the amused mother asks.
"Because," the little girl says, "this morning I saw the maid sliding it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her chin."
i can put up more 4 laughs if ya want cuz i'm pretty bored = ]
2007-07-06 21:35:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not really...it didn't even make me laugh, sorry!
2007-07-06 21:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by Brown_Eyed_Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! that is nasty! Now I have a joke 4 u. 3 vampires walk into a bar. One asks for blood on the rocks and the other for a blood martini and the other asks for a cup of hot water. Then the last guy takes out a dried up bloody tampon and says tea time!
Here's another. A guy walks into a whorehouse and walks up to the manager and asks, what can I get for 5 bucks? The guy leads him to a room with a girl on the bed. So he takes his cloths off and starts to do it with her. Then as he's doing her white stuff starts to come out of her eyes and he starts to scream. Then one of the workers comes in and shouts to the manager the dead girl's full!!!! Well I hope you liked them!! & funny joke!
2007-07-07 04:47:00 · answer #2 · answered by rebeandphantom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats freaking Hilarious!
2007-07-07 04:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great a star 4 u
2007-07-07 06:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by smooth jones 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree, very dirty, but very funny. I would ROFL and LOL and LMAO, but I hate using those abbreviations. Good job, put up some more.
2007-07-07 04:40:08 · answer #5 · answered by eV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UMM sooooo not funny just wrong witha capital W!
2007-07-07 04:44:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps if it wasn't the girls dad and someone else she saw, I would have thought it funny.
2007-07-07 04:43:37 · answer #7 · answered by Sunset 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH, i'm speechless. that poor lady, what a horrible way to find out.
2007-07-07 04:39:46 · answer #8 · answered by hello.2.u.2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do tell more, rather disturbing but funny...
2007-07-07 04:40:16 · answer #9 · answered by Never fear, for I is here....... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i have heard similar ones to that
naughty girl you :P
2007-07-07 04:39:16 · answer #10 · answered by purplehoneycomb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋