A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, ’You’ve been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.’ The cats says, ’Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.’ God says, ’Say no more.’ And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, ’All our lives we’ve had to run. We’ve been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore.’ God says, ’Say no more.’ And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, ’How are you doing? Are you happy here?’ The cat yawns and stretches and says, ’Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are the best.
2007-07-06 20:41:00 · 9 answers · asked by kelly 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very very very funny. 9.5/10.
2007-07-06 20:46:13 · answer #1 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before. It is cute! I gave you a star just for posting it!
2007-07-10 16:19:25 · answer #2 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not havin a go but you should of called the title something diferent it sort of gives it away.it was still funny tho
2007-07-10 10:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by *♥*tron*♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, have a star lol
2007-07-07 08:55:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! Star for you!
2007-07-06 23:48:26 · answer #5 · answered by Nastedani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny and also cute.
2007-07-06 21:27:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny
2007-07-06 20:50:04 · answer #7 · answered by T-Mac281 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-06 21:49:27 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It had me laughing-and most contrived jokes don't. Thanks
2007-07-06 21:12:30 · answer #9 · answered by ontheroadagainwithoutyou 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋