need some disciple types to write different books for the Libel. Now, my God has clearly inspired me to write this and to seek your help, so whoever choses to help has already been chosen, and they too are inspired. SO can you just please give some answers and ideas for what to put in the Libel?
Book One: At the start....
God was lonely. One night he threw himself a party to cheer himself up. When opening some divine candy gobstoppers, they all spilled into the eternal void, which exists down beside God's bed, filling it, and then that made the planets. Then he was roasting marshmallows on the great fire of creation, and the molten bits that dripped off made the stars.
Then God realised that he should make himself some friends. So he spat down the side of his bed, creating the oceans, and we evolved from the skin cells in his saliva from the inside of his cheeks.
Now. Anyone want to help with the rest of it?! You'll be guaranteed a place at the toga party on judgement day.
2007-07-06 19:14:16 · 15 answers · asked by irishcharmer84 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And the best part is that no one can ever tell you that you're talking crap!
It's the word of god in a book. Therefore it must be true. If anyone ever tries to tell you otherwise, quote the libel at them!
FURTHERMORE, i'm not stoned. I'm merely a quirky kinda guy.
2007-07-06 19:15:30 · update #1
M Ryan, i'm a lawyer, it's not like I had any morals anyway.
I fight for... STEM CELL RESEARCH!!!
2007-07-06 19:21:08 · update #2
Your religion makes as much sense as the one it mocks but I'm too lazy to be a disciple. Good luck.
2007-07-06 19:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by Michael da Man 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
what happens when I become perfect before the Lord God? does that give me a right to judge you? Or just get you to change? I will be able to look at my heart 3 times and find no sin. The great seeker will need no messiah(blood anyway) to get into heaven. I can even use the bible to back that up if you wish to email me. I will still not judge you. I do find I judge more though now a days. I just can not get people to see. they all want someone on a cross, hiding thinking they have to sin, or want to sin.
2016-05-20 04:12:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! You know, this is going to get some of those people that like to say "It has been prophesied that in the END DAYS we'll be mocked"
But they don't realize they've been mocked since the invention of their silly myths.
2007-07-10 11:56:52 · answer #3 · answered by Spookshow Baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Libel is right... that is written words that are slanderous..
Although you know that... being a barrister (don't freak I saw it in an earlier question.)
2007-07-07 17:28:01 · answer #4 · answered by Abbasangel 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!!!
The Libel!!! I love it. I bet it will make more sense than the buy-bull.
2007-07-08 20:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Droped on your head much? Just asking.
2007-07-06 19:20:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
.... *thinks* ...... um yeah........... Mary Baker Eddy called. she wants her gospel back. also, Jim Jones and David Koresh said you got it all wrong. but they're meeting for Koolaid and weapons training at 8pm...... they said to pass along the message to you........ be there.
2007-07-06 20:28:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Malachi 1:6
[ Blemished Sacrifices ] "A son honors his father, and a servant his master. If I am a father, where is the honor due me? If I am a master, where is the respect due me?" says the LORD Almighty. "It is you, O priests, who show contempt for my name. "But you ask, 'How have we shown contempt for your name?'
2007-07-06 19:27:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hmmmm.... ego trip paired with false justification and lack of corroboratory discernment.
Nope, I won't write for you.
: )
2007-07-06 19:18:54 · answer #9 · answered by jonthecomposer 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not funny! I seek refuge from being amongst the foolish!
2007-07-06 19:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by Red Dragon 2007 {Free Palestine} 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋