Cheney: I've got great news! I just got back from Rio and we're getting a hundred Brazilian soldiers for Iraq.
Bush: That'll help with the surge. How many is a Brazillion?
2007-07-06 17:28:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No response is truly complete without a star.
2007-07-06 17:29:48 · update #1
A Liberal and a Genie
A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good fortune." The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share." The genie said, "O.K., then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?" "I would like a new sports car." "O.K., you've got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?" "I'd like a million dollars." "O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final wish?" "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
2007-07-06 18:06:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bush IS the joke.
2007-07-06 17:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by greenfrogs 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, nothing to top it off with --that one was pretty good though!
2007-07-10 16:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋