OK well i am kinda new to this interconputer thing so bare with me. I just turned age in year, and now i have business decisions to make. What does it gall going? Where does it mean? Huh? Staples? U can see why I need your help answers crowdcrew, proud parents and presenters of PRAY-hem. My story starts tomorrow when superciliously soaked up some sun suds. CHRISTIAN OR JESUS? THAT IS THE QUESTION. One the three fifths of an African slave hand, I have to admit, Christianity has frosted frip-frop fribble frankfurters. On the basstard south asian subcontinent scruple side, there's the fact that hell holes help hos hose whose clothes? Who knows! Well it's been real -- REAL UGLY!!!!!!eighteighteighteighteighteighteighteighteightthesetofallintegersdividedbypennandteller
2007-07-06 17:26:17 · 22 answers · asked by Swæylcna S 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you make no sense whatsoever.
NEXT!
2007-07-06 17:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I was in your shoes not long ago. Raised Catholic, and decided to venture off into the unknown about the time I turned 18. I've found my beliefs, morals, etc. are taken from a number of religions, and don't fit into a nice neat little box. I like it better that way, actually. I don't have to define myself, and I'm comfortable with my beliefs, all the while being open to new ones that come along and intrigue me.
2016-04-01 01:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2007-07-06 17:38:10 · answer #3 · answered by warrior*in*the*making 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pastafarianism
2007-07-06 17:32:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's *easy*...
1. Pick a number between 1 and 18 for major religion.
2. If Xiainity, Construct a 30,000+ segment dart board and shoot from 666 paces to determine sect/denomination.
( Or try the fulfilling combination of science and atheism. )
2007-07-06 17:28:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - this is a somewhat new kind of religion.
Albert Einstein
2007-07-06 17:31:13 · answer #6 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't choose a religion. Choose a relationship. Jesus offers the forgiveness of sins and a relationship with God.
2007-07-06 17:31:04 · answer #7 · answered by Ryan K 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Repent of your sins, get Baptized and tell Jesus you are sorry
2007-07-06 17:42:39 · answer #8 · answered by Gifted 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After reading your post, I think you would be an ideal christian.
2007-07-06 17:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'd go with...
door number 3.
the best prizes are always behind door number 3.
wait...
what was your question again?
2007-07-06 17:37:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One with any truth at all, which does not exist.
2007-07-06 17:33:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋