suppose you got "there" and on looking around were shocked to discover a huge fire "ready for work"...then looking up across the other side you saw christians separated from you by a huge gulf what would you do?
2007-07-06 15:05:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
When I die should I discover that there is a god and I was wrong, boy is he in for an earfull.
2007-07-06 15:08:57 · answer #1 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Imagine Heaven is actually The Olive Garden, and it's ruled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you're not baptized by the special garlic and mushroom sauce, you're going to suffer heartburn until the end of time--and everyone you love will suffer the stench of your intestinal punishment, as well. You have a hamburger on the side once in a while, don't you? Blaspheme! Repent! Your punishment is that there will never be any ranch dressing at the salad bar--even that putrid "light" stuff. And the thousand island has gone bad. It's gone bad and you have to eat--
Huh? You can't imagine all of this because it's just plain stupid, you say? Well, now at least we're on the same page...
2007-07-07 00:39:42 · answer #2 · answered by writersblock73 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would wish the huge fire was in the huge gulf between me and the Christians.
2007-07-06 22:12:25 · answer #3 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd say "Boy, I'm sure glad those Jesus freaks are sitting away from me at this Luau."
Or if this was the underworld, I'd say "Gee, I guess either the Muslims or Jews were right after all. Christians AND atheists are going to be here."
2007-07-06 22:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I would wake up and realize that I'm having a nightmare. Or I would wake up and check the house, make sure that's not on fire.
2007-07-06 22:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What would a christian do if he woke up in hell, to have the devil say "I'm sorry, the jews were right" (to quote Rowan Atkinson).
Life is too short to go around worrying about something I don't even believe in!!!!
2007-07-06 22:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by jarg 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Would the Muslims, Jews, Sikhs, Buddhists, Hindus, followers of Shinto, and the various pagan faiths be there with us? If so, it would be far more interesting company.
The exclusivist attitude of Christians is one of your least appealing features. It makes you seem hateful and smug. You need to grow out of it.
2007-07-06 22:11:17 · answer #7 · answered by link955 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Did you get hold of the wacky tabaky? You have been playing too much Harry Potter on XBOX.
2007-07-06 22:30:32 · answer #8 · answered by wooper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd promise myself to never buy that cheap tequila in the plastic bottle again.
2007-07-06 22:16:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would make a solemn promise never to drink anymore of the cheap gin that gave me such a dream.
2007-07-06 22:11:46 · answer #10 · answered by Grendel's Father 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋