A personal favorite......
How do you fix a broken chimpanzee?
With a monkey wrench!
What do you call someone who loves hot chocolate?
A cocoa nut!
2007-07-06 14:30:21 · 13 answers · asked by csucdartgirl 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one! Here's mine.
Teacher: John, can you tell the class what is the chemical formula for water?
John: Yes, it is H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: No, that's not the chemcial formula.
John: Yes, you said yesterday water is H to O.
haha..
2007-07-06 15:43:21 · answer #1 · answered by TriBnitylade 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Smart Alex!
Smart Alex
Teacher(is trying to teach pupils about magents): This morning we are going to talk about something that starts with the letter "M".It has six letters and picks up things?
Smart alex: I know, Mother!
2007-07-06 18:02:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did Simba say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
Here comes the elephants.
What did Simba say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
2007-07-06 18:43:14 · answer #3 · answered by conicat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the magician who turned his car into a garage?
How Long is a Chinaman.
What's black and white and has a cherry on top?
What has four wheels and flies?
(a police car)
(a garbage truck)
2007-07-06 14:54:45 · answer #4 · answered by Buzzy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock knock.
who's there.
eye mup.
eye mup who.
say it out loud. ha ha ha.
took the kids like 8 times to get it.
2007-07-06 14:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
what did the american cheese say to the swiss cheese at church? ur holy.
2007-07-06 14:34:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a sumo?
Anything he wants you to. :-D
2007-07-06 14:50:35 · answer #7 · answered by alex301mi 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the lines from good burger
2007-07-06 14:58:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
What do you call a polar bear with earmuffs?
Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Why are people dumb?
I dunno...
2007-07-06 14:34:38 · answer #9 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
my 6 yr old told me this:
Hayden:"mom how do you catch a unique bird?"
Me: "i dunno so how?"
Hayden: "you neek up on it"
Hayden : "How do you catch a tame bird?"
Me: "you tell me son"
Hayden:"Tame way"
2007-07-06 15:30:39 · answer #10 · answered by Brutal 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋