Dear God,
Yesterday was an awful day for me......
My husband ran off with his secretary,
My son pierced his eyebrow,
My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head,
My dog mated with the neighbors cat,
My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution,
My Mom told me I was adopted,
My Dad told me he's gay,
My boss told me I was laid off,
My sister was arrested for prostitution,
My house has termites,
My car was stolen,
All that came in the mail was bills,
A plane crash landed on my garage,
O. J. Simpson came to my door selling rug cleaner,
And my TV blew.
Lord, please be with me today. I was able to live through all that misery yesterday. And I will be able
to make it through anything today!! But please....
DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER!!!!
2007-07-06 13:55:11 · 26 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha star:)
2007-07-06 13:59:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were lucky the car was already stolen b4 the plane crash landed on the garage!
2007-07-06 21:02:56 · answer #2 · answered by aWellWisher 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! That's a good one!! So you can deal with anything life throws at you, except a broken down computer!! Hilarious!!
2007-07-06 21:00:43 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The computer virus I sent You says, "Have a nice day", so things are looking up, aren't they?
2007-07-14 21:00:51 · answer #4 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen.
2007-07-06 20:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by Doc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-07-14 17:20:26 · answer #6 · answered by Victoria. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 22:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it. Good
2007-07-12 14:40:14 · answer #8 · answered by Ismat Razvi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Just be thankful you're not getting all the government you're
paying for." Will Rogers.
2007-07-14 00:00:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm so sorry! How about deposit all the money from your husband's account to your's. Do you know his account #?
2007-07-06 21:45:16 · answer #10 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHHAHAH that was hilarious!! made me laugh like crazy. plz put some more jokes. here's a star!!
2007-07-06 21:52:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋