A lot of people here seem to have a knack for relating everything to Christianity. I'm thinking we'll make this a competition. Alright relate : "I can't find my screwdriver, and my wife has syphilus. What should I do?" as best you can. You get bonus points for quoting a bible verse.
Good luck!
2007-07-06 13:52:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hello AllahFeat.TheMasters.. :)
Dear Heavenly Father Lord God, I ask that You will put in remembence where my screwdriver has gone missing..You said in Your Holy word..ask and it shall be given..seek and ye shall find..
Lord God your Holy Word says that You are the Great Physician..so we come before Thee with humble hearts and ask that you heal this mans wife of this terrible disease..In Jesus Most Precious Name we thank-You for hearing and answering our prayer..Amen!!
With Love..In Christ.. :)
2007-07-06 14:01:54 · answer #1 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" All things work together for the good for those who love God" Rms 8
Go out and buy another one and remember to put your screwdriver in its proper place. If you find the other,you'll have 2!
Most forms of syphilis are curable with antibiotics. How did your wife get it,if you don't mind my asking? From you,you say? Well...I think that you have some bigger problems than lost screwdrivers,if you get my drift.
2007-07-06 21:00:27 · answer #2 · answered by James O 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once there was a shepherd boy, Phillipii Hea-ahd, who lost a sheep. Remembering the advice a wise man once told him, "Seek, and ye shall find," Phillipii went looking. Upon finding the lost sheep, he loved that one best, for it was lost and was returned to the fold.
In fact, he loved it . . . too much.
And too often.
Soon, he found out that the old wives' tales were true after all. It rotted and fell off.
Ah, but not to worry, little Phillippii cut himself an adequate length of cedar wood and made himself a psy-phallus.
The psy-phallus today is a symbol of power and good fortune, and you are lucky to be married to a woman with her own. That frees you to fish all day and swim all night.
Moral: fish and loaf!!
2007-07-06 21:13:10 · answer #3 · answered by Grey Raven 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gee, people in a Religion and Spirituality section of Yahoo Answers relate things to God! Isn't that crazy?! Why would they do such a thing?!
2007-07-06 20:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by Steve 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go out & buy yourself a new screwdriver & quit cheating on your wife.......
*****answer a fool according to his folly lest you be just like him ( Proverbs)
2007-07-06 20:58:06 · answer #5 · answered by fairlady 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Forgive me, but, the way I relate what you have spoken as to the Lord is not something you will wish to hear...
2007-07-06 21:01:43 · answer #6 · answered by ForeverSet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you have really bad luck ;).
Sorry I am a Muslim so I can not give you a bible verse.
2007-07-06 21:13:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Believe in your heart that you will find your screw driver and your wife is healed.
"If you abide in me, and my words abide in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you."
-John 15:7
2007-07-06 21:01:12 · answer #8 · answered by LTTCrys 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will pray for you and pity your family especially your wife. Be carefull what you wish for as it may happen. a2Ja2J
2007-07-06 20:57:10 · answer #9 · answered by jess g 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
S**T on the ceiling...anyone can P**S in the floor.
2007-07-06 20:56:18 · answer #10 · answered by Don W 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋