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I may not be fred flinestone but i can still make your bed rock.

2007-07-06 12:26:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't think it disgusted me but i knew they didn't have no game. I pick up line was, "Did it hurt" and I said did what hurt my nose ring" he said "no, when you fell from the sky" meaning i was an angel it was kind of cute but come to think of it, it was disgusting because it was coming from a 56 year old and i was 19 at the time.

2007-07-06 12:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by champain123 2 · 0 0

Yep I just overheard it. I was standing in line for the bathroom at a bar when this girl walked up and got in the girls line. As she walked in the guy in front of me said, "hey honey you need any help in there?" I asked her latter when I ran into her if she knew that guy,.... she didn't. Now that's just wrong!

2007-07-06 12:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by Prof. Dave 7 · 0 0

um ........ oh i got one ! Ur feet must be tired because I've been ruing thought my mind all day long i am tired of hearing that and this one if i can arrange the A,B,C i will put u and i together those are some watch pick up lines

2007-07-06 12:31:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

2007-07-06 12:27:07 · answer #5 · answered by m_soulliere 4 · 0 0

Guys are funny when it comes to pick up lines!! I used to waitress and tend bar, a guy kept begging me for my phone number one night. Not only was he annoying, he was very crude! I got so sick of listening to him so, I took a bar nap and pen and jotted down my name and a number. The next night he came back and was very indignant saying....."That number you gave me was to a FUNERAL HOME!!"
I told him yes, he stood a better chance of getting lucky there!
His friends got a huge laugh and I got a very nice tip from them. He never spoke to me or bothered me again. LOL

2007-07-06 12:34:16 · answer #6 · answered by justme 4 · 0 0

I'm a plumber, can i clean your pipes

This other moron said to me You got the kind of legs I like, feet on one end and pu$$y on the other

I want to kill that guy

Thank god i have a good one on the line now

2007-07-06 12:27:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't like any type of pick up line. I would just prefer someone walk up to me, say hello and have a good conversation and JUST be themselves.

2007-07-06 12:26:24 · answer #8 · answered by Patty G 5 · 0 0

yeah one time a chick came up to me and said "top middle or bottom?" and i was like "huh?" and she showed me what she meant

it was disgusting and i almost called the police

there is a happy ending tho she is now my wife and we have 17 kids (altho im not sure how 4 of them are black and 2 of them chinese as both my wife and i are white)

2007-07-06 12:28:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I remember my brother and I walking back to my house from the beach and some guy drove bye and said. "Hey why don't you ditch the loser and go with a real man?" I turned to my brother and said "Hey Alex, let's ditch the loser." And walked away.

2007-07-06 12:29:38 · answer #10 · answered by RedRabbit 7 · 1 0

pretty much all the silly ones creep me out, to be honest. i only like the sincere ones...the ones where you really can feel like the guy cares about you a lot. hope this helps a little!

2007-07-06 12:26:11 · answer #11 · answered by one&only<3 4 · 0 0

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