sees a car with the bonnet up and a man working on the engine,he says to the man,"What's up mate"? The man says,
" Oh,piston broke." The drunk says,"Yeah...so am I."
2007-07-06 12:23:17 · 28 answers · asked by Crackerjack 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny.
2007-07-06 12:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by swat team commander 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really sure what your problem is!! Is it the drinking or the arrangements with family? If the problem is the drink you have a major problem so dump the bum. If it is the family you will never win so dump the bum. Either way it will be hard but you have the rest of your life to lead, can you live like this for the next 40 years or will a few months of hurt lead to a better life? Up to you....
2016-05-20 01:34:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl, thats a good one, First giggle on Answers today, Thax.
xxx
2007-07-13 02:19:11 · answer #3 · answered by ☆♥ Tinkz Baby! ♥☆ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
talking about engines and pistons did you know (joke coming) the best engine in the world is the fanny. It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with one finger and every four weeks does its own oil change!!!!!!!
2007-07-07 10:01:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Thats good
2007-07-13 12:21:34 · answer #5 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha im not the only one who feels like tht after one too many then =) loved it
2007-07-10 10:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by *♥*tron*♥* 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute. dam english..cute.
2007-07-14 10:19:02 · answer #7 · answered by Victoria. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie, but a real goodie! ***** that's five stars, not a swear word. lol
2007-07-14 09:46:29 · answer #8 · answered by Janet B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The drunken had also become a broke.
2007-07-14 08:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by Jaya Krushna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-07-11 16:32:04 · answer #10 · answered by Homer S. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋