2007-07-06 12:16:33 · 36 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There was a dead baby roast on the other side.
2007-07-07 02:37:31 · answer #1 · answered by JellyBean 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Maura asks, Why did the atheist cross the road?
Darn if this atheist knows, dear heart. Why?
2007-07-06 12:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by Yank 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
to experience every thing around him instead of staying on one side of the road and only get knowledge from a one sided opinion. the other side was science and logic, he was happier on the other side so I guess it doesnt really matter.may science be with you. LOGIC/
2007-07-06 12:23:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Which atheist and which road?
2007-07-06 12:19:23 · answer #4 · answered by hero 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
First, you must prove there is indeed a road!
Second, you must prove that there is another side.
Third, well....they'll never cross!
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2007-07-06 12:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You're clever, you can make jokes disrespecting other people. Don't you feel like a big person? I'm going to tell you right now that God doesn't appreciate your antagonism.
I thought you Christians were taught to love and respect people, not bully them and pick on them because they're different. So because we deny Christianity, Atheists we are, why don't you pick on the Buddhists who also deny god?
Hm? What's your deal, sourpuss?
2007-07-06 12:20:17 · answer #6 · answered by Alley S. 6 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Because he demanded proof that the chicken made it across the road?
2007-07-06 12:19:44 · answer #7 · answered by Searcher 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
That's were the Satan's Secret Atheist Society was meeting that month.
2007-07-06 12:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
To get to the other side.
EDIT: Zero, I beat you by a few seconds because I was too busy being pratical to type it out ;)
2007-07-06 12:19:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Hello sweet Maura W.. :)
For the same reason myself or anyone would.. :)
To get to the other side.. :)
In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ.. :)
2007-07-06 12:23:00 · answer #10 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There was a church ahead on this side of the road!
2007-07-06 12:22:54 · answer #11 · answered by aWellWisher 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋