Did Socrates wear boxers or briefs?

Answer 1

Just his toga probably. That would be cool in several ways.

Answer 2

The human male is created off the Y sperm. The Y sperm is weaker than the X sperm (female sperm) and die faster. For the Y sperm to survive enough to reach the female eggs, the testes needs to produce a good amount and good quality sperms. For the testes to produce such sperms, the temperature of the testes need to be lower than the core body temperature. For the testes temperature to be low, it needs to enjoy good ventilation. Briefs restrict air flow as they are tight. Boxers are loose and let more air in than briefs. Boxers are more conducive to good quality sperm. Socrates' children were all male. Therefore, Socrates wore boxers.

Additionally, both briefs and/or boxers are evidence of human thinking. Conversely, the absence of briefs and/or boxers (ergo, going commando) is not evidence of human thinking. Human thinking leads to civilization. Ancient Greece was the seat of Western civilization. Socrates is Greek and was part of ancient Greece. Therefore, Socrates was civilized and did not go commando.

;-)

Answer 3

Briefs

Answer 4

I think neither. Most likely he went commando or wore a loin cloth under his toga.

Answer 5

I think he may wear boxers

Answer 6

he wore a variation of briefs otherwise known as a banana hammock

Answer 7

I do believe he enjoyed going commando under his toga. Freethinker, free baller. Go figure.

Answer 8

I think he went commando. He wouldnt want any wedgies or anything getting in the way of his brilliant mind.

Answer 9

He wore neither. He was a man that wanted to be seen as transparent.

Answer 10

Socrates' last words:

"People always asked me, 'what is the meaning of life?' and 'what is God?' Why didn't they ever ask me, 'Do you know hemlock is poisonous?' "

Then he died.