Since the Jehovah's Witnesses believe that Jesus won't come back until the very few people who take the communion die, why not just kill the few people who takes the communion at the Kingdom Hall so Jesus can hurry up and come back?
Funny thought huh?
2007-07-06 09:27:12 · 10 answers · asked by Melissa Y 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Funny thought about MellisaY - What a good job Jesus' return will not be hastened by lightning bolts from heaven striking dead all those with murderous thoughts.
2007-07-07 02:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not funny.
It might perhaps readjust the homicidal thinking of this questioner to understand that the bible implies that for the duration between Christ's ascension and Armageddon, there must be a "faithful slave" of anointed ones on earth.
(Matthew 24:45-47) Who really is the faithful and discreet slave [class] whom his master appointed over his domestics, to give them their food at the proper time? ...Truly I say to you, He will appoint him over all his belongings.
Thus, it seems that humankind will enjoy a continuous presence of at least some who partake of Christ's metaphoric "blood" and "flesh", at least until Armageddon. Even if these were physically attacked, Jehovah's Witnesses believe that Almighty God would either divinely preserve the human lives of some "anointed" ones, or He would anoint previously unannointed persons on the earth.
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_07.htm
2007-07-06 09:31:26 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Cute. But they believe he returned invisibly in 1914 and rules from heaven. A better question is: Why do they still celebrate the Memorial Supper (Communion), when the Bible clearly says that we are to do it only until he comes? If he's returned, then why continue, contrary to Scripture?
2007-07-06 09:34:17 · answer #3 · answered by Simon Peter 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Actually we don't believe they have to die first. The end comes on God's time, nothing we do can make it sooner or later then his set date.
2007-07-07 23:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by sarahscute2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, the JWs' have predicted the Exact Day of Christs' return several times starting in 1914, 16,18 etc. just Proving the CULT is NOT OF GOD!!! John
2007-07-06 09:34:01 · answer #5 · answered by moosemose 5 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Yeah, making fun of anothers beliefs and killing someone....ha ha....real knee-slapper there. Grow up chump.
2007-07-06 09:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Not funny at all !
2007-07-06 09:37:25 · answer #7 · answered by sxanthop 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just sayin "Jehova Witness" is a joke in itself
2007-07-06 09:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
murder is never funny
2007-07-06 09:30:06 · answer #9 · answered by nevrasleep 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
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Anyway, the date and time of Armageddon are fixed.
2007-07-06 09:35:08 · answer #10 · answered by Von Kempelen 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋