The man says, "Set me up with five whiskey shots, and make 'em doubles."
The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all five are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink 'em this fast too if you had what I have.", said the man.
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man drunkenly replies, "I have a quid."
2007-07-06 07:16:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! That's great!
Classic cheapskate-con!
:-D
But I guess You have to have a criminal mind to appreaciate it...
For everyone who doesn't get this:
All he has is a Quid (roughly $1 USD I THINK, mabey less...), anyway it's not NEARLY ENOUGH to pay for 1 shot of whiskey, much less 5...
Shot thi one over to my workmates...they LOVE IT!
Great joke!
2007-07-06 07:22:39 · answer #1 · answered by Capt Crasher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million.for the reason which you pronounced a "guy" walked right into a bar and the bartender is familiar with no actual guy beverages "mild" beer. 2.Why might the bartender sell mild beer for ninety cents, whilst he can sell a undeniable and clean an extra 10 cents.
2016-10-20 01:58:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quid = 1 pound sterling
But the way it was told = not too funny
2007-07-06 07:24:37 · answer #3 · answered by Smokey. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I think I've heard that one. My question is how much is a quid in US dollars?
2007-07-06 07:31:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a quid? Is that like a dollar?
2007-07-06 07:19:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! A quid! Thank ya! :D
2007-07-06 07:22:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. The drunk ordered a bunch of drinks and has no money.
2007-07-06 07:26:46 · answer #7 · answered by KJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny. Sorry dude. Try this oldie: What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his whites?
Bleotch! :)
That's a classic!!
2007-07-06 07:20:58 · answer #8 · answered by Ra-ra 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would have been the first to answer but I didnt want to look slow so I waited for other people to respond lol. I dont get it. please explain!
2007-07-06 07:24:39 · answer #9 · answered by Reese Cup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's a quid but besides that... funny!
2007-07-06 07:21:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋