Robots4Jesus?
2007-07-06 06:33:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We already HAVE "robots4Jesus" -- they're called "fundies"...
2007-07-06 06:35:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
Yes, of course. I always figured that if apes or dolphins ever started getting fluent in humanspeak, they would be indoctrinated too. Lost passages of the Bible would be miraculously found and contain graphic descriptions of fishy hell and simian heaven.
But hell for computers, what would that be? Having their 15 gigabyte primary processors installed into a programmable microwave oven for eternity? Bwuah ha haaaaa.
2007-07-06 13:45:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that would depend on if churches decide the computers had souls. If they were dubbed soul free, they would left alone. If it was decided they had souls, they would be witnessed to. Otherwise, they could end up in an afterlife full of magnets and computer viruses.
2007-07-06 13:41:00 · answer #3 · answered by Graciela, RIRS 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know they would, at least some of them anyways.
I suspect that many of them would deny that the computers were sentient though.
2007-07-06 13:37:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You'd think anything that could pass the Turing Test would be able to see through Pascal's Wager.
2007-07-06 13:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by Minh 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course, Our God gave them the brains to invent the computer, we were just waiting for them to catch up. What took them so long. Thanks now we can do our work faster.
2007-07-06 13:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by PREACHER'S WIFE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could see the new RoboRabbi and Christinator models now... they will be scrapped for parts and added to my circuits...
2007-07-06 13:38:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its called "The Matrix"
2007-07-06 13:44:47 · answer #8 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you suggesting that Christians would be feeding them 'artificial intelligence'?
*slaps knee*
2007-07-06 13:36:05 · answer #9 · answered by Deke 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
NOW WHEN YOUR HARD DRIVE IS DELETED , YOU CAN GO TO HEAVEN, OR YOU CAN GO TO COMPUTER HELL, WHERE COMPUTERS HAVE NO ZEROES OR ONES, THEY ONLY HAVE TWOS!
2007-07-06 21:02:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.
Would my PC convert and delete all my pron?
2007-07-06 13:37:11 · answer #11 · answered by Reisnoh 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋