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God and the devil where having a chat, and soon discovered that they where both over tired over stressed, and needed a vacation.

The devil suggested they to to heaven, "I could sure use the rest, and relaxation.

But God said "Nooooo lets go to Hell, I could sure use a bit of excitement."

"Naah It gets old real fast "said the Devil, "hey how about we go to earth he said?"


"Ohhh no!" Said God,
Last time I was there I got a girl pregnant and they have not stopped talking about it since!"

Hehehe ok, no offence it is just a joke!

2007-07-06 06:30:49 · 12 answers · asked by Delighted 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Heeee give us a star if you laugh!

2007-07-06 06:35:45 · update #1

12 answers

I did laugh and you deserve a star for sure, I liked it! thanks for the laugh :)

2007-07-06 06:50:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Possibly you might want to read the translation of the ‘Book of “J”’, by Harold Bloom and David Rosenberg. Rosenberg is probably one of the world's most respected scholars on early Aramaic.
Many consider it to be the seminal work on the origins of Judaism and therefore Christianity and Islam.
Your joke is surprisingly insightful.

Jim D

2007-07-06 15:33:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

comparable to you ...if Jesus and Mary are fictional characters tell me the place did the existence come from...and don't carry super bang theory, . do no longer carry your mom womb, i'm talking approximately reason at the back of growing to be existence, reason do you reside, BREATH?

2016-10-01 00:48:12 · answer #3 · answered by sedgwick 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-06 06:40:01 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

I starred, that's pretty funny.

2007-07-06 06:36:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thats funny. I like it alot.

2007-07-06 06:33:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice a star!

2007-07-06 09:08:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that's hilarious, i love it :) *star*

2007-07-06 06:36:54 · answer #8 · answered by the1princessh 3 · 0 0

haha great

2007-07-06 06:34:31 · answer #9 · answered by 4 · 0 0

lol

2007-07-06 07:04:58 · answer #10 · answered by gorilon 3 · 0 0

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