NEW BRIDE
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She did, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" said the husband, "and don't you
forget it! I'm the one who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them as far as his kneecap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right! And that's the way it's gonna be until your stinking attitude changes!"
2007-07-06 06:20:44 · 15 answers · asked by Star Dust 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one i liked it
2007-07-06 06:23:35 · answer #1 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star 4 U good one
2007-07-06 13:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by Mee-Mee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2007-07-06 13:50:12 · answer #3 · answered by JB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is really cute, i wish i could give you 2 stars, it was really good. i have never heard it before, but great comeback on the womans part.
2007-07-06 13:28:37 · answer #4 · answered by catluvr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 13:28:57 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one, but I laugh every time. I'll star ya.
2007-07-06 13:35:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay,that one never gets old
2007-07-06 13:24:41 · answer #7 · answered by TL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i that was pretty funny good one! gave you a star
2007-07-06 13:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry seen this 1 b4 not long ago ...on here
2007-07-06 13:34:31 · answer #9 · answered by omex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i gave u a star!...best answer here =D
2007-07-06 13:23:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋