A young blonde woman was driving through the
Florida Everglades,
while on vacation.
She wanted to take home a pair
of genuine Alligator
shoes, in the worst way, but was very reluctant to
pay the high prices that
the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of
one of the
shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, "Well,
then, maybe I'll just go out
and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes
for Free!"
the shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, "Well,
little lady, why don't
you go on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to
catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving
home, he spotted the
same young woman standing waist deep in the murky
water, shotgun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge
9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot
the creature and
hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7
more dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in
silent amazement as the
blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to
flip th e gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in
frustration.
"C$$P! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
2007-07-06 06:08:26 · 17 answers · asked by cute sexy little feet 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao - good one
2007-07-06 06:12:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw the punchline coming but very good all the same.
10/10
2007-07-06 06:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by hotrod91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry love, someone said the same joke a bit ago, the above people are either kissing up to u, or have not seen this b4. But 10/10 for effort, it is a funny joke but there are better jokes in the world
2007-07-06 06:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice one. Gave me a chuckle.
2007-07-06 06:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by HUNNYMONSTA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 06:23:20 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it lmao have a star
2007-07-06 06:13:36 · answer #6 · answered by ALLY R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good have a star you little star.
2007-07-06 06:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by Ste B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*sigh* I smegging love blonde jokes!!
Does that make me more blonde?
Whatever!!
have a *
2007-07-06 08:35:15 · answer #8 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that's so bad it's funny. have a star!
2007-07-06 06:12:16 · answer #9 · answered by the older big kid who helped invent dirt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one jimmy! (Nail)
2007-07-06 06:31:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋