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Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"

2007-07-06 05:35:40 · 12 answers · asked by Star Dust 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

haha, it made me smile :-) You get your star!

2007-07-06 05:45:42 · answer #1 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 0 0

Wasn't that johhny that exchange into asked approximately what section human beings is going to heaven first and his classmate katie mentioned she figured our hearts did cuz hearts are love and the different classmate spoke back that he believed our soul exchange into taken first jointly as johnny spoke back he believed our feet pass to heaven first. while the entire classification exchange into puzzled and the instructor asked why he spoke back cuz i walked in on my mom once I mentioned prayers at bedtime and her feet have been severe interior the air , all she stored screaming exchange into "costly Lord i'm c*****g Oh God take me i'm Cu***g!"

2016-10-01 00:45:12 · answer #2 · answered by sedgwick 4 · 0 0

It's quite an ironic story, but irony usually makes people laugh. My dad couldn't laugh.

2007-07-06 06:03:08 · answer #3 · answered by Janet M 4 · 0 0

Aww...
All those flights of stairs...!
I luved ur joke!

2007-07-06 06:15:56 · answer #4 · answered by a 4 · 0 0

Ill give you a cookie
Good one!

2007-07-06 05:48:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha! thats a good one!

2007-07-06 07:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by LoLo 4 · 0 0

Ha didn't see that coming! Thanks for making me smile! Here's you Star!

2007-07-06 05:54:32 · answer #7 · answered by PG705 2 · 0 0

its cute

2007-07-06 05:48:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its ok

2007-07-06 05:40:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol

2007-07-06 07:31:53 · answer #10 · answered by gorilon 3 · 0 0

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